The Size of Texas with Clint Howard



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-Jessy-
Thumbs up if you're from TEXAS!!
9to5Huawei
Newt 2012
AGuyOnUtoob
Earl's Dad!
Adam Eisenstein
Dutton looks like the psychic from the X-Files movie.
Annabel Sotomi
I live in Texas, Oh NO!
Arekkusu dikinsu
Who's here cause of homestuck?
Ashley Kreitzer
Dd anyone else click in this video because it had Texas in the name?
AylinIsAwesome
Dutton was right! D=
BMI07
welp....shudda listened to dutton....
BOOTLEGPIRATEVIDEO
just had ramyun ramens half an hour ago... my lips are still burning.
BarlowEnter
Give it to me in Texases.
Ben Cheshire
Wheres the Die button?
BlueKeyNotesTen
Dutton reminded me of the joker for some reason.
BodgyHeats666
its about 500 fat bitches and 1 skinny bitch
Brikkwall
100% pure funny. First time I bother to both favorite and like in five years.
BucksCoHare
why do people feel the need to type out lines of the skit they think is funny? fuckin stupid.
Callidous
Regardless of its actual size, the Texas comparison is flawed from the beginning, since Texas isn't a body.
Cbuttle1
MOTHERFUCKER! Dutton was right...
Chariparichar
Lmao
Chester Nash
Aw SHIT! *Dutton Voice*
Daniel V
Yeah, nerd humor! Thankfully, I'm solidly in that category.\n\nAlaska is more than 3 times the size of Texas! Smoke that Rick Perry!
David Fernandez
Tht was hilarious
David Sireika
Powdered donuts make me go nuts!
DilemmaSTS
@Saultubed u have to click tha reply button when replying to a comment
Doctor D
This was actually good...
ERGOPHOBIA1
Fuck you dutton
Emily Stark
That guy with the twirling pens gets me every time. Oh and Dutton sucks.
Eric Chea
erect or flaccid lol
Fisty Carrera
Fuck you Dougy!
FitnessJunkies
ha ha, silly.
Frankolon1281
Flacid, Mr. President.
Grumpy Cat
Well at least now we know what the government has planed if we're ever threatened by an asteroid.
HDskateboarding
haha pen guy
Hermann Björgvin Haraldsson
@marklethanarkle That was the 2.5th rip off of that comment... at least 2.5
Isaac Cohen
Earth to center Hot pocket.
J.E. M.Saenz
Flaced Dicks.
Jacob Breeze
when did sammy hagar become a scientist
Joe Graham
Fuck you, XblackswanXx
John Smith
303 viewer anyone? haha
John Wischmeier
I know a guy names dutton. Lol \nI also hate him and say fuck u to him XD
Jordan Mitchum
@Gfromdastreet yeh of u
Jose Arroyo
did anyone notice the black guy in the back...didn't think so 1:41 1:45
Kirsten Ablonczy
Why don't you guys give it to him in football fields or school buses? Americans always get that.
Knuklez
Ha I remember him from evilspeak
Lawknothawk
Dutton, fuck me!\n
Lucas Kussowski
That was so funny I was laughing! Why doesn't anyone listen to a long-haired scientist with a Vitamin D deficiency? :)
MattisseFilms
Last part got me.
MillerTheory
why I'm watching this again: 1:52
MyCommentsAreFact
The ending made me laugh so god damn hard.. \
Nick Leboe
hahahahahahahahahahah fucking brilliant
NikKast1981
10.000 miles.....Oh Fuc......!!!!!\n\nAwesome :)
PrideRock92
how is it that the only non arguable unit was penises?
RAMKING61
Remind me again where the funny part was.
RedHotCharliePeppers
DUTTON was right you moron!!
Richard Vaillancourt
OH FU....
SSD
2:18 is the best part
Saulll
Bull shit, this videos at least 5 Steve carrels funny!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
lol
Taitmomma
I kept expecting someone to ask what it looked like, and then penis names appear. Its totally the dude from Austin Powers who made those jokes about spaceships, so why not an asteroid?
Team Sloth
»»───knee───►
The Real Drunkard Hu
this was about as good as 2.5 typical FoD videos... at least 2.5.
Turkey Leg
WTF IS UP WITH THE FUCKING TAGS!! GO AHEAD! TAKE A LOOK!
Tyler Speer
Fuck u dutton
VictarionofPyke
So wait, they never came to a reasonable agreement on how many texas's the size of earth was o.0
Whitey xD
@XblackswanXx You did...
YxM Xavier
How much is that in texases!!! hurry up!!..LOL
aaron8862006
Why are people bitching? This is well shot, features a clever cameo, and it's an enjoyable joke for some nerds.
bartonz1993
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bobbyjudo
@XblackswanXx The people who wrote the video?
bobwatters
haha everything should be measuered by Texas :)
bryan nuñez
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chuck hamilton
I'm smarter than 20,000 einsteins
cr7ei
:O
fredrika27
Why is it that only white dudes care about bickering about the size of a meteorite? It's really stupid and makes people wonder why the world is so messed up!
haunt
Fuck you Dutton.
ib clappin
i couldn't skip the 30-second add so i didn't bother watching the video\n
jamstrat
This video is about as funny as a thousand turds.
jdavailus
Why does Steven Hawking look like Christopher Reeves?\n
jigsaw99
Lol at the crazy scientist from independence day
jlidh764
i have this argument everyday
lucas fallqvist
@marklethanarkle BULL-SHIT its atleast 3.2
lyokofans
All they needed was Amanda Tapping to create a singularity the shape of a flaccid water buffalo at the point of origin to pull it backwards into an orange spiral.
madmiguelh2o
that guy twirling pens was a robert downy junior clone.
michygui
texas FTW
mysciencenow
oh no...
raineri123
Whats with typing the funniest thing on the video to section thats labeled \
rith5
The ending was perfect I love Dutton\nYou're fired Dutton.
serfbort
funny or die \u003e college humor
sheGzon
'Cept for you Dutton, you're fired.
tadshackles
This pleased me. A lot!\r\n
travz21
Ron Paul 2012. Google it.
trevor2594
@DeadpoolThemythhunte For some reason I readed up The size of Alexis Texas's ass , huh , guess im watching too many porn movies..
vi 360
Size does not matter.. it is the thrust that counts.
william shaffer
flaccid dicks mr.president